Comments on: Six black cocks and a little white kitten… http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/ The world according to Ben... Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:04:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: What does valtrex do. http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/comment-page-1/#comment-57469 What does valtrex do. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:19:34 +0000 http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/#comment-57469 <strong>Valtrex....</strong> Valtrex. Valtrex 500. Valtrex and drug saftey.... Valtrex….

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]]> By: Jake Stride http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/comment-page-1/#comment-39591 Jake Stride Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:52:14 +0000 http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/#comment-39591 Loving the Google Ads for this post too! Loving the Google Ads for this post too!

]]> By: Pipidorothea http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/comment-page-1/#comment-39581 Pipidorothea Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:44:16 +0000 http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/#comment-39581 Did you hear about the dwarf farmer who went to see his GP with a sore scrotum. He said "Doctor, whenever I'm working out in the yard, mucking out pigs or feeding chickens, I get a really sore scrotum" "Oh, said the doctor. You'd better lie down on the couch and let me take a look". Having examined the patient for a few moments he shouted "nurse, pass me the surgical scissors". After snipping away for a few minutes the doctor ask the dwarf to get up a walk around. "Is that any better" asked the doctor. "Yes, thats marvellous" replied the dwarf, "what did you do?" "Oh" replied the doctor "I just cut the tops off your wellies!" Did you hear about the dwarf farmer who went to see his GP with a sore scrotum.
He said “Doctor, whenever I’m working out in the yard, mucking out pigs or feeding chickens, I get a really sore scrotum”
“Oh, said the doctor. You’d better lie down on the couch and let me take a look”.
Having examined the patient for a few moments he shouted “nurse, pass me the surgical scissors”.
After snipping away for a few minutes the doctor ask the dwarf to get up a walk around.
“Is that any better” asked the doctor.
“Yes, thats marvellous” replied the dwarf, “what did you do?”
“Oh” replied the doctor “I just cut the tops off your wellies!”

]]> By: macka http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/comment-page-1/#comment-39578 macka Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:28:15 +0000 http://www.benking.me.uk/2008/02/02/six-black-cocks-and-a-little-white-kitten/#comment-39578 Two dwarfs out on the pull, manage to score and take two woman home. Dwarf one has a case of limp-dick so he can't get it up and to make matters worse, all night he can hear dwarf two saying "right, here I come again... 1...2...3 uuhhhh". Next morning, dwarf one says to dwarf two, "how humiliating! I couldn't even get an erection". Dwarf two says, "You think that's bad... I couldn't even get on the fucking bed"! So the next night - the dwarf goes back to the woman from the night before except this time he's carrying a little suitcase. As the woman lies back on the bed, preparing herself for a bit of a quiet night, the dwarf opens his suitcase and takes out four little peices of coiled spring. He attaches one each to his feet and one each to his hands. Standing up, slightly unsteadily, he bounces first up onto the bed and then onto the awaiting woman. Up and down, up and down he goes until finally the pair climax in a shower of bodily fluids. As they smoke a post-coital cigarette, the woman turns to the dwarf and says "Wow, little fella, that was the most amazing sex I've ever experienced! But a somewhat unusual technique. What do you call it?" "Well, its a german method" replies the dwarf, " It's four-sprung-dwarf-technique" Two dwarfs out on the pull, manage to score and take two woman home. Dwarf one has a case of limp-dick so he can’t get it up and to make matters worse, all night he can hear dwarf two saying “right, here I come again… 1…2…3 uuhhhh”. Next morning, dwarf one says to dwarf two, “how humiliating! I couldn’t even get an erection”. Dwarf two says, “You think that’s bad… I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed”!

So the next night – the dwarf goes back to the woman from the night before except this time he’s carrying a little suitcase. As the woman lies back on the bed, preparing herself for a bit of a quiet night, the dwarf opens his suitcase and takes out four little peices of coiled spring.

He attaches one each to his feet and one each to his hands. Standing up, slightly unsteadily, he bounces first up onto the bed and then onto the awaiting woman. Up and down, up and down he goes until finally the pair climax in a shower of bodily fluids.

As they smoke a post-coital cigarette, the woman turns to the dwarf and says “Wow, little fella, that was the most amazing sex I’ve ever experienced! But a somewhat unusual technique. What do you call it?”

“Well, its a german method” replies the dwarf, ” It’s four-sprung-dwarf-technique”

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